“My best friend, Denny, I met him at a sexaholics meeting. Denny had got up to the point where he needed to masturbate fifteen times a day just to break even. Anymore, he could barely make a fist, and he was worried about what all that petroleum jelly might do to him, long term.”
From Choke, by Chuck Palahniuk
Sometimes I start to feel numb and that’s when I think about new tattoos. I guess the pain lets me know I’m still alive.
London learning how to drive
YES FINALLY THE VIDEO ASDFGHJKL I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO GRACE MY DASHBOARD!!!
THE PRNDL.
WOULD YOU LIKE AMMMMMM OR FMMMMM
Too bad kids tv shows aren’t like this anymore…
“I’m not cleaning that up.”
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I need to get out of here.
